Where’s the Beef?

They stole my barbecue. They came to my house on Saturday night and they stole my barbecue. I have attached a sign to the railings outside my house. It reads: "please bring my BBQ back." I'm starting politely...

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It’s alive

'shavenAPE: the blog' is live. A movie version is rumoured to follow. At time of going to press the talk is that Donald Sutherland will be starring as the background picture. Lindsay Lohan will appear topless Stay hungry x...

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